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An earthquake is Mother Nature's "silent" pager going off.
An ear to the ground and nose to the grindstone can be painful.
An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.
-- Thumb's Second Postulate...
An easy life saps one's will.
An eccentric America is a Safe America...
A necessary item only goes on sale after you have purchased it at the regular price.
-- Sherry Gradito...
An eclipse of the Earth occurs when you put your hands over your eyes.
An economist is a chap who, when asked for his social security number, gives an estimate.
-- K. M. Reese, "Newscripts", Chemical & Engineering News (26 Jun 89), p. 64...
An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett for her money. -- Edgar R. Fiedle
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
-- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...

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