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And you said it would be pretty down here. -- C3P0 (Star Wars)
And you see it does what it's supposed to do, because physics always works.
-- Nobel prize winning physicist Sheldon Glashow, -- before blowing on an uncooperative compa...
And you should hear them whining about our state flag ...
And you thought BATS were just for Baseball!
And you thought CHAOS ment rush-hour traffic!
And you thought space was warped.
And you thought You's Seen It all? Well, you have...
Andy Warhol said that one day everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
Well, your 15 minutes was last week, but since you weren't ready, we gave it to Vanna White....
A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
A nearby penny is worth a distant dollar.

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