Miscellaneous Collections

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Oh frabjous day, calloo, callay" he chortled in his joy.
Oh, fuck! You did it just like I told you to!
Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam--and I'll show you a house full of dirt. -- Marty Alle
Oh, God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more. -- Edmund : Duel and Duality
Oh, God, if I were sure I were to die tonight I would repent at once.
It is the commonest prayer in all languages. -- James M. Barrie, "Sentimental Tommy...
Oh God ... I'm *shot* ... Hey ... *wait* a second .
.. I'm *okay* ... Wow! This is *cool! Bullets don't hurt me!...
Oh God, I'm so depressed...
Oh God! It's another disease! And you'd just gotten over the last.
Oh god, now the mafia's after us! -Elwood -- "The Blues Brothe
Oh, go go away! Why don't you live with a gazelle?

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