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Lister: Look at what he's given me for dinner: a pea on toast.
One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking....
Lister: Love is what separates us from animals Rimme
No, Lister -- what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals....
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
Lister: The wacked-out crazy hippy drummer is called Dobbin.
He joined the police force in the end -- became a Grand Wizard in the Freemasons....
Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space.
Can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?...
Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
.. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
Lister: We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baggets or bagels.
No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns....
Lister: Why do we never meet anyone nice? Cat: Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?
-- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
Lister: You guys have got to be yanking my chain! -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'

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