Miscellaneous Collections

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Listen to your surroundings and yourself, instead of Jimmy Swaggert.
Lister: Ah, the Pop-Up Karma Sutra, Zero-Gravity Edition! That's mine. -- Red Dwarf - 'Me^2'
Lister and Cat rapping] We didn't come here looking for trouble We just came to do the Red Dwarf Shuffle He's smart.
.. -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
Lister: He's read every book in the Medical Library?
Kryten: In under three hours. The change is quite astonishing....
Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
-- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
Lister: Is it me, or are those frogs saying 'useless'?
Frogs: Useless, useless, Rimmer, you're useless. Ca...
Lister: Lemon juice? (holds up canister) Cat: What the hell is that?
Lister: It's a syringe. Cat: What kind of syringe?...
Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems to be blissfully unaware that we have a holo-whip in the munitions cabinet.
And I think, once his derierre is minced like burger mea...
Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. We have a Binks, a complete smeg-pot.
Brains: in the anal region. Chin: absent, presumed missing....

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