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Limiting myself to graphic language.
Lincoln was only partially right; Clinton fooled enough people ONCE!
Linda is a real master at making a long story short ... she interrupts me. -- Dave Berg
LinDOS 1.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (L)ocate Zero Room?
Lindsay, he's cut off from his chain of command, he's operating alone, he's showing signs of pressure induced psychosis and he's got a nuclear warhead.
All I'm asking is that you go a little easy o...
Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking.
I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible....
line 666: [from Christian eschatological myth] n.
Linear Model: An assumption concerning the nature of reality applied unquestioningly to every relationship as though God had determined that truth must always run in straight lines.
line eater, the: [USENET] n. 1. A bug in some now-obsolete versions of the netnews software that used to eat up to BUFSIZ bytes of the article text.
The bug was triggered by having the tex...
LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp.
Calcraft the Hangman. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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