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Last night I watched the news from Washington (the Capitol).
The Russians had escaped while we weren't watching them (like Russians will)....
Last night sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes.
Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights.
Last one out of Washington, please don't forget to flush.
Last one out, turn off the computer!
Last one out turn on the UPS.
Last scene of all that ends this strange, eventful history, is second childishness, and mere oblivio
ans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything. -- William Shakespeare...
Last season we couldn't win at home, and this season we can't win on the road.
My failure as a coach is that I can't think of anyplace else to play....
Last sperm in is a rotten egg!
Last time I felt this good was 9AM - about 12 years ago.

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