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Last but not least, lay off cliches. -- Writing Rule 19
Lasting perseverance furthers.
last_laugh = gloat()
LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.
Ah, punster, would my lot were cast, Where the cobbler is unknown, So that I mig...
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
-- Tommy Coope...
Last night I dreamt I had insomnia!
Last night I had rinsed out my sari strip and briefs in the sea.
I walked down naked to where they hung in the branches of the silvery leafed tree beside the creek....
Last night I held a little hand, No other hand, tho held so tight, So dainty and so neat.
Could greater gladness bring, I thought my heart would surely bu...
Last night I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
Last night I watched the news and the end of the broadcast showed numerous changes favorable for the people (e.
g., Rumania, Berlin Wall, etc.). My fiancee and I turned to each other and said ``No...

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