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La Quinta is Spanish for "Next to Denny's.
Larchmont is so tiny there's a mirror at one end. -- Joan Rive
Large cats are a no-no, but a little pussy is fine.
Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
Large dogs make larger turds than little ones.
Large elements in order brought, And tracts of calm from tempest made, And world-wide fluctuation sway'd, In vassal tides that follow'd thought.
-- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- In Memoriam, cx...
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
-- Lord Kalvi...
Largely because it is so tangible and exciting a program and as such will serve to keep alive the interest and enthusiasm of the whole spectrum of society.
..It is justified because...the program ca...
LARGE MAN: Who's that then? CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king.
LARGE MAN: Why? CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him....
Large numbers of things are determined, and therefore not subject to change.
-- Marion J. Levy, Jr....

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