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It is hot! Turn off mathematic coprocessor!
It is human nature to think wisely & act foolishly. -- Anatole France
It is I! Count Taxula, and my faithful servant Algore!
It is I, Dudley Do-right, of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police!
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
[real standing law in Alabama, United States of America]...
It is illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
-- real standing law in California, United States of America...
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
-- real standing law in Louisana, United States of America...
It is illegal to say Oh, Boy in Jonesboro, Georgia.
It is illegal to skateboard on walls "or other vertical surfaces" in Palo Alto.

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