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I never drink unless I'm alone or with him.
I never eat between meals and snacks.
I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.
I never fall asleep driving. I wake up driving!
I never fall off. -- Famous Last Word
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. -- Groucho Marx
I never forgot the incident and years later, when the Luftwaffe was bombing London, I shone a light on the critic's house.
-- Woody Alle...
I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.
We are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers....
I never get lost, just momentarily disoriented.
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad.
I'd say yeah? When? -- Bill Hick...

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