Miscellaneous Collections

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Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from generation to generation?
Mom: Yes? Billy: Well, this generation dropped it....
Bimbastard: Child of a bimbo.
Bimbino: A baby bimbo.
Bimblur: Vision created by blonde in a red sports car on the freeway.
Bimbob: A bimbo's boyfriend.
Bimbooboo: Mistake made by a bimbo.
Bimboy: A male homosexual bimbo.
Bi Montana cowboy - one who likes cows as well as sheep
Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
binding: discomfort caused by tight undergarments.
-- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...

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