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• It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward. Lewis Carroll
• Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.
• Intel: Putting the "backward" in "backward compatible".
• Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.
  -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
• Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open... -- E.G. Leterma
• Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places and does not cure or even diminish it.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Why can you only have two doors on a chicken coop? If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
• Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
  Attorney: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle....