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• How priceless are these things?
• How many things, both just and unjust, are sanctioned by custom!
  -- Terence (185-159 BC) -- Heautontimoroumenos, Act iv, Sc. 7, 11, (839.)...
• How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure....
• It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
• It's not reality that's important, but how you percieve things.
• Funny how these things always happen to me?!?!
• Jugglers know how to handle LOTS of things . . .