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• Alas, poor yorliK, I knew him backwards.
• Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well.
• Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
  He hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!...
• I shall never ask, never refuse, never resign nor ever not run for re-election.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
• Alas, poor Peri, not for us the pleasures of Phaestor 95 .
  . . I am a living peril to the universe. If this poor hive is to be cleansed, there's only one recourse--contemplation, self-abnegation in some hellish wilderness--ten days, ten years, a thousand years, of what consequence is time to me?...
• I think it's dead. -- Famous Last Word
• Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait.
  Not me, you. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• If you stop to think about it, you're already dead.
• Yorick is a numb skull.