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• Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it. -- Rex Reed
• You can't out-macho a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
• Happiness is wanting what you have.
• Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
  -- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)...
• Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
  -- Walter Winchell...
• How many referral agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.