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• The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
• There is no harm in praising a large dog.
• Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
• Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
• Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
• mart like a dog. -This is meant to indicate intelligence.
  It has to be said in a gruff accent of some sort while tapping your forehead meaningfully to get the full effect....
• I have two pets: A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.