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• Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery.
  -- George Jean Natha...
• No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched. George Jean Natha
• The following is a memo from the superintendent of the Mylar school district.
  "A recent six-month study, in which breakfast was made available at school for 100 schoolchildren ages five to twelve, found that children on the breakfast plan were less likely than other children to be absent from or late for school....
• I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Natha
• I drink to make other people interesting." -- George Jean Natha