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• He who lives by the Mac, dies by the IBM. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• He who lives will die. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• He who believes that calculators shouldn't be used in the classroom because they hinder mathematical THINKING processes should not EVEN think about owning a Mac.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• I have an awesome sex drive--problem is, I can't get out of park!
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• If you kill the cat, who ya gonna get to catch the mouse? -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can get any job they want, and white males.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• Obviously, the person who said 'The more, The merrier' never had zits.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• Never shell out into DOS when yr drunk. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Faith is not genetic. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)