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• This is an air conditioned room -- do not open Windows!
• Hackers do it with open windows.
• Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
• Pass by the open WINDOWS.
• Bugs come in through open Windows.
• I don't want much out of life, just the bare necessities.
  A nice air conditioned harem with meals served five times a day by the slaves.......
• Air Conditioner 1.0. Runs under Windows.
• Celebrate the first day you open the windows.