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• He turn'd him right and round about Upon the Irish shore, And gae his bridle reins a shake, With, "Adieu for evermore, my dear, And adieu for evermore.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- A' for our Rightfu' King...
• Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
• Whenever anyone says "I can't," it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by about ten thousand bees.
  When he says "I'll try," five thousand bees. ("I can," one bee....
• There, take," says Justice, "take ye each a shell; We thrive at Westminster on fools like you.
  'T was a fat oyster! live in peace,--adieu....
• A thousand lips, a thousand tongues, a thousand throats, a thousand lungs.
  .. a thousand ways to make it true, I want to do terrible things to you......
• If Jimmy Swaggart did the things the latest Penthouse says he did, the man should be locked up as a real menace to society!
• Vice President Dan Quayle says he never really wanted to be a Republican, he just wanted to live like one.
• Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.
  -- Charles DeGaulle...
• There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people. -- Muhammad Ali