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• Mister! Here's your mule!
• Here 's a sigh to those who love me, And a smile to those who hate
  And whatever sky 's above me, Here 's a heart for every fate....
• Those who can, do. Those who can't, get promoted to management.
• The views expressed here do not necessarily represent those of the management. -- DISCLAIMER
• As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try making it round this time.
  -- Mike Denniso...
• It is better to have tried and failed than to have failed to try, but the result's the same.
  -- Mike Denniso...
• Homer: Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing. I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.
  Just like my hair! [Marge imagines herself with a Homer-esque comb-over, and breaks into sobs] -- A fate worse than death?...
• Ro: "Commander, don't worry about it. But as far as I'm concerned, you and I have shared something that we will treasure forever.
  -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• Reform is seldom brought about by people who are concerned with their own reputation and social standing.
  Those who are really in earnest about reforming a government, an educational system, or any other institution must be willing to be viewed with disdain by the rest of the world....