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• Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
• Henry the VIII had it right!
• Had I but served my God with half the zeal I served my king, he would not in mine age Have left me naked to mine enemies.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VIII -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• TENNIS PLAYERS cannot play with balls all day long
• If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can.
• When love could teach a monarch to be wise, And gospel-light first dawn'd from Bullen's eyes.
  -- Education and Government, line 108 -- The monarch is Henry VIII, "Bullen" is Anne Boleyn'...
• A load would sink a navy. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VIII -- Act iii, Sc. 2
• Amiable weakness. -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Jones, Book x, Chap. viii