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• Fantasies are Reality Turned Sideways!
• The church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
  -- Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)...
• Hard work must have killed someone!
• TV, have you turned on me, too? -- Homer, "Duffle
• I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again?
  I have washed my feet; must I soil them again? When my beloved slipped his hand through the latch-hole, my bowels stirred within me [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)]....
• Time for a quick adventure, then back for tea.
• Welcome back to (or from) reality!
• Quick as a flashlight. -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant turned famous movie produce
• If you really want to do something new, the good won't help you with it.
  Let me have men about me that are arrant knaves. The wicked, who have something on their conscience, are obliging, quick to hear threats, because they know how it's done, and for booty....