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• It is most dangerous nowadays for a husband to pay any attention to his wife in public.
  It always makes people think that he beats her when they're alone....
• Achilles' Biological Findings: (1) If a child looks like his father, that's heredity.
  If he looks like a neighbor, that's environment....
• 1) If a child looks like his father, that's heredity.
  If he looks like a neighbor, that's environment. (2) A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first -- the chicken or the egg....
• May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
• Amy: Aw, he looks like a little insane drunken angel.
• My husband says I feed him like he's a god; every meal is a burnt offering. -- Rhonda Hansome
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...