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• NOBODY, MR Semi-mythical person whom I was always told would come to clean my room.
  But he never did. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.
  -- Henry C. Link...
• He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
• Who is there whom bright and agreeable children do not attract to play and creep and prattle with them?
  -- Epictetus (c. 60 AD) -- Concerning a Person whom he treated with Disregard, -- Discourses, Book ii, Chap....
• He was the sort of person whose personality would be greatly improved by a terminal illness.
• Lawyer: only person in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
• To Whom It May Concern: YOU're a special person.
• EPAULET, n. An ornamented badge, serving to distinguish a military officer from the enemy -- that is to say, from the officer of lower rank to whom his death would give promotion.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• He that will have no books but those that are scarce
  evinces about as correct a taste in literature as he would do in friendship, who would have no friends but those whom all the rest of the world have sent to coventry....