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• I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
• QOTD: "I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• Sometimes you just gotta say `what the heck'.
• Twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places.
• T is education forms the common mind: Just as the twig is bent the tree 's inclined.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Moral Essays, Epistle i, Line 149...
• Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG!
• IBM: I Broke Mine
• Cool... I broke his brain...