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• The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
  -- Christopher Morley, "The Portable Curmudgeo...
• There is only one rule for being a good talker -- learn to listen. -- Christopher Morley
• The plural of spouse is spice. -- Christopher Morley
• Only the sinner has the right to preach. -- Christopher Morley
• Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. -- Christopher Morley
• My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley
• There are three ingredients to the good life; learning, earning, and yearning.
  -- Christopher Darlington Morley...