1) The Check Is In The Mail 2) Of Course I'll Respect You In The Morning 3) I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help You.

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1) The check is in the mail
2) Of course I'll respect you in the morning
3) I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
-- The three least credible sentences in the English language

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