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• Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. -- H. L. Mencke
• The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
  ..A man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought....
• I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Democracy is the theory that the people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American people.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. -- H. L. Mencke
• A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -- H. L. Mencke
• A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)