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• Hail Stones!
• Hail Eris! All hail Discordia! [picture of apple]
• Hail, hail, rock and roll. -- Chuck Berry
• ALL HAIL THE WIZZARD!!!
• Hermes: "Hail, Atlanta.
• Icarus was a soar loser.
• DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many other goodly sons and daughters.
  All hail, Delusion! Were it not for thee The world turned topsy-turvy we should see...
• chomper n. Someone or something that is chomping; a loser. See loser, bagbiter, chomp.
• Americans love a winner... and WILL NOT TOLERATE a loser.