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• This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
  -- Will Rogers (1879-1935)...
• SAVE YOUR COUNTRY! Vote the tax and spend Democrats out of Congress!
• Congress' idea of "safe" sex: no reporters.
• No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the Legislature is in session.
  -- Lysander Spoone...
• Ahhh, burritos?
• Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
• Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Governments No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
• No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
  -- Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Governme...
• Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.