1. That's the way we've always done it around here.
2. I'm so busy, I just forgot.
3. It didn't appear that important.
4. That's someone else's job, not mine.
5. No one gave me the go-ahead.
6. I just work here, I'm not paid to make decisions.
7. I didn't realize you were in a hurry for it.
8. I've got better things to do with my time.
9. That's not part of my department.
10. You'll have to ask the boss.
11. I didn't think it would make any difference.
12. Let someone else do the dirty work.
-- Standard List Of Multi-Purpose Excuses
-- This is just a partial list, we're sure you can add a few more.
2. I'm so busy, I just forgot.
3. It didn't appear that important.
4. That's someone else's job, not mine.
5. No one gave me the go-ahead.
6. I just work here, I'm not paid to make decisions.
7. I didn't realize you were in a hurry for it.
8. I've got better things to do with my time.
9. That's not part of my department.
10. You'll have to ask the boss.
11. I didn't think it would make any difference.
12. Let someone else do the dirty work.
-- Standard List Of Multi-Purpose Excuses
-- This is just a partial list, we're sure you can add a few more.
Related:
- As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
One of the tests to determine personality in our book... - The greatest lies of all time:
(1) I love you.
(2) This won't hurt a bit.
(3) The Mercedes is paid for. (4) The check is in... - 1) I love you.
(2) This won't hurt a bit.
(3) The Mercedes is paid for.
(4) The check is in the mail. (5) I was just going... - Something better...
1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going... - 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random... - 1. "I'm down here"
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
3.
"I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4.... - Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.
Pick one. 1: It's less calories than two pieces of... - As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
One of the tests to determine personality in our book... - Long's Notes
1) Always store beer in a dark place.
2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until...
From the same category:
- Blood is thicker than water,
and much tastier... - How do ya
spell CAT... - Crying:
strengthens immune system by cleansing... - He's a couple of diskettes short of a full
backup... - Hi! I am a disabled .signature
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