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• Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.
• Grow your own dope. Plant a man.
• Grow your own dope. Plant a politician!
• Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix!
• Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
  True friendship is a plant of slow grow, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation....
• Talk to your Plant often; it doesn't cost a Penny!
• Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five, The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
  I dreamed I'd been in a border town, In a little cantina that the boys had found, I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds....
• I wanna grow up, to be a FidoNet Sysop, and run my own BBS!
• Broker: Your stock in the power plant just went up for the first time in ten years.
  Homer: I own stock? Broker: Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights....