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• You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when.
  You can only decide how you're going to live now. -- Joan Baez...
• You may be redneck... if your idea of a "gourmet meal" is grits & greens.
• Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
  -- Bobby Kelto...
• Can priests turn other food into God, or only cookies?
• Grits: Cream of Wheat with an attitude...
• Marge: [praying] Dear Lord. If you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian.
  I don't know what I can do... Mm... Oh, the next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix....
• Coke or Pepsi....you decide !!
• Progress results when you mix persistence with purpose.
• If you hide your generic food cans at the bottom of the garbage can, you can legitimately be called a snob.