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• People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. -- Ogden Nash
• up adj. 1. Working, in order. "The down escalator is up.
  Oppose down. 2. `bring up': vt. To create a working version and start it....
• up: adj. 1. Working, in order. "The down escalator is up.
  Oppose {down}. 2. `bring up': vt. To create a working version and start it....
• First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself.
  Today, people tend to take tools for granted. If you're ever walking down the street and you notice some people who look particularly smug, the odds are that they are taking tools for granted....
• First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself.
  Today, people tend to take tools for granted. If you're ever walking down the street and you notice some people who look particularly smug, the odds are that they are taking tools for granted....
• Matt Groening, creator of "The Simpsons", speaking on fans of "The Simpso
  "I have this comic strip called 'Life In Hell', which runs in 200 newspapers, and I get a lot of fan mail from generally articulate, literate people....
• People look at you kind of funny when you walk down the street naked with a gun.
• Homer: I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
  Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....