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• I have charts and graphs that prove I'm right.
• Some Assembly Required" means "Engineering Degree Necessary.
• This isn't true in practice -- what we've missed out is Stradivarius's constant.
  And then the aside: "For those of you who don't know, that's been called by others the fiddle factor....
• We have a large selection of milk,but that one looks hungry -- Maths Soc.
• Whenever the maths turns out to be impossible, you have to invent new physics.
• Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what engineers have been doing informally all along.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
  -- George Washington Carve...
• UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things.
  -- Doug Gwy...
• Once things have happened, no matter how accidentally, they will be regarded as manifestations of an unchangeable higher reason.
  -- Prof. Charles Frankel...