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• Give blood - play hockey.
• Real men play hockey.
• Be Young! Have fun! Play hockey!
• Remember...play hockey, THEN loot and pillage!
• Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
• Green's Theorem prov. [TMRC] For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story.
  A refinement of the theorem states that there will be exactly one person (if there were more than one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story)....
• Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, criticize. -- Solomon Sho
• Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
  That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
• Coming soon - "Black Men Can't Play Hockey