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• Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
• POI: Power Off Intermittently
• Hawaiian Seduction by Komonawanalaya
• May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world.
  -- The Quayle's 1989 Christmas card. [Not a beacon of literacy, though.]...
• Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
• Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynne
• Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
• Pets are not just for Christmas, but for a LIFETIME!!!!