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• Bats in the belfry.
• C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
• If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door. -- Franklin P. Adam
• The land of the free! This is the land of the free!
  Why, if I say anything that displeases them, the free mob will lynch me, and that's my freedom....
• A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball he has in his hand.
  One of his golfing buddies says to him, "What'd you do, get some new golf balls?...
• So, what's with this guy Gideon, anyway? And why can't he ever remember his Bible?