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• Life has been a hard teacher!
• One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted.
  -- Thomas B. Reed...
• Snowstorms are God's way of saying, "You've been working too hard.
• A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're three days old.
  He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted....
• An honest god is the noblest work of man. ... God has always resembled his creators.
  He hated and loved what they hated and loved and he was invariably found on the side of those in power....
• God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.