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• God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.
• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change
  he courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off....
• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
• Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features!
• No bugs? Don't worry... I can fix that...
• God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.
• Bugs bugs everywhere, and not a fix in sight.
• There are no bugs, only unrecognized features.