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• God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.
• God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.
• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change
  he courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off....
• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
• God grant me the senility to accept the things I cannot change, The frustration to try to change things I cannot affect, and the wisdom to tell the difference.
• How many lexicographers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to protest that he should have changed it to "light bulb"....
• Churchill and Hitler are striving to change the nature of their respective countrymen by forcing and hammering violent methods on them.
  Man may be suppressed in this manner but he cannot be changed....
• Serenity through viciousness.