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• GOD gave us FREE WILL to choose....not to be intimidated!
• Has all the brains God gave a duck's ass.
• My boy is mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias.
  Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back....
• It is hard to let old beliefs go. They are familiar.
  We are comfortable with them and have spent years building systems and developing habits that depend on them....
• The God who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time.
  -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) -- Summary View of the Rights of British America...
• God gave teeth; He will give bread. Lithuanian Proverb
• If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Two recent recruits were in boot camp. They overheard two mosquitoes talking, both of which were large.
  The first said to the second "Shall we eat him here?...