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• Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
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• For Sale: Ex-wife, Take over payments.
• My ex-wife gives good headache.
• My ex wife's other car is a BROOM.
• My wife divorced me because I was having fries on the side.