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• Midas was into golden showers.
• Life is like a Car-wash and I'm on a bicycle.
• There is little more frustrating that having a dollar bill machine return your dollar bill
  just after you finish the wash phase at the car wash and find that you now need money to get to the rinse phase....
• It's time to go on a diet when the man from Prudential offers you group insurance.
  Or when you take a shower and you have to let out the shower curtain....
• Give a woman an inch and she'll try to park a car in it.
• Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
• Trust in God, but lock your car.