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• A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.
• In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.
  -- Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth . . ....
• Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty
  but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean....
• 1. In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.
  2. If you wish to make an improved product, you must already be engaged in making an inferior one....
• Laws of Serendipity: (1) In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.
  (2) If you wish to make an improved product, you must already be engaged in making an inferior one....
• You must learn to run your kayak by a sort of ju-jitsu.
  You must learn to tell what the river will do to you, and given those parameters see how you can live with it....