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• If all be true that I do think, There be Five Reasons why one should Drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
• If all be true that I do think, There be five reasons why one should drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
• Come on, you'll be late for school." "Shan't," came the reply from the bathroom.
  "Why, what's wrong?" "The teachers hate me and the kids despise me....
• I don't understand some phrases. Take "I look forward to seeing you.
  Why don't you listen forward to looking me? One night a woman came to me after a concert and said, "I haven't laughed so much since my husband died....
• Amarie: "And what do you want from me?" Riker: "I was hoping you might know his business partners.
  Amarie: "And why should I help you?" Riker: "To be honest, I can't think of a good reason....
• Why listen to reason when insanity prevails.
• Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy, you should be a millionaire.
  Chester: Ah, Roger Myers wouldn't give me a cent in the '20s....
• Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen. When the Tacoma Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied.
  It's my civic duty and I like whales. A routine physical examination revealed that I'm sterile....