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• How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?
  24 hours - 3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries....
• Cthulhu awakens in 24 hours. Have a nice day.
• Lorena Bobbitt's Circumcision Service - Open 24 Hours.
• The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
• Q: How does a single woman in New York get rid of cockroaches? A: She asks them for a commitment.
• Monica: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
  Phoebe: Sure. Monica: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?...
• Life is a rotten job and the hours are a bitch.