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• Look - up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
  No, it's a SCUD missile... -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• BONK Oh please, let's not get back to that. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• SMILEY FASHION REPORT IN BRIEF This Summer, short is IN!
  So, get rid of your daggy old :-) 's, and start stocking up on the new, dynamic...
• MACADAMIA I'd like to call upon the readers of TCWF to support the Freedom For Macadamia campaign.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• GOLDFISH Small orange coloured fish designed to fit easily into cat's claws.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...